Drunk New Jersey Guy Steals Bulldozer to Drive Home
Well that's one way to get home...
30-year-old Christopher Russell of Newark, New Jersey got REALLY drunk on Friday night, and decided to walk a few miles home. And as he was passing a construction site, he came up with a brilliant idea.
He saw some keys in the ignition of a BULLDOZER, and decided to steal it and drive home. I guess it sort of looks like a cab. I'm betting he's never operated a bulldozer before, so I'm thinking there had to be a path of destruction.
How about a MASSIVE path of destruction? He leveled three benches, a tree, a drinking fountain, a fence, some signs . . . then left the park and smashed into a car. By that point, the cops had gotten some calls about a guy wreaking havoc on a bulldozer and got to the scene.
Christopher was arrested and charged with driving while intoxicated, criminal mischief, leaving the scene of an accident, and theft.
Here's my question: who the heck leaves their keys in a vehicle in Newark??!