Brick Township Burglar is Stealing WHAT??!!
Police are on the hunt for a man that has been going around and stealing only ONE specific item.
It'll be interesting to hear this guy's story once the cops catch him. Specifically the part when they ask him, "Sir, why do you need so many breast pumps?"
Yes, our Stupid Citizen today has been stealing breast pumps, and ONLY breast pumps.
He's already hit two Burlington Coat Factory locations, one in Brick Township, and one in Freehold for multiple breast pumps. The breast pumps sell for over $300 each, so I'm thinking he's trying to resell them for cash. If you recognize this breast pump bandit, contact the Brick Township Police Department at (732) 262-1100.
Wait, Burlington Coat Factory sells breast pumps??