Totally Accurate Valentine’s Messages for Married Couples

According to a new survey, nearly half of all married couples want a low-key Valentine's Day at home. So while you may still be in love, the FALLING in love is over. And that's why these Valentine messages for people already legally wed are totally accurate.

Dear Valentine:

You're the apple of my eye even when you wear the same pair of yoga pants for 3 days straight.

Love, Me.

Dear Valentine:

Not tonight.

Love, Me.

Dear Valentine:

I love you even more than that leftover mac and cheese I was dreaming about all day that you ate without telling me.

Love, Me.

Dear Valentine:

I'm exhausted. Let's just put on our sweats and peel through the DVR. I'll even let you hold the remote.

Love, Me.

Dear Valentine:

I adore you as much as I love the cat. Well, almost.

Love, Me.

Dear Valentine:

You're gorgeous and no, that dress does not make you look fat. Now movie away from the TV screen.

Love, Me.

Dear Valentine:

You're still sexy to me even when you fart in your sleep.

Love, Me.

Dear Valentine:

I love you more than a tween loves some member of whatever boy band is popular right now.

Love, Me.

Dear Valentine:

You still make my heart skip a beat, even though I know more about your bowel movements than I had ever hoped to.

Love, Me. (P.S. That was not in our vows)

Dear Valentine:

Thank you for loving me even on the nights I think about putting a pillow over your head because you're snoring so loud.

Love, Me.

Dear Valentine:

I love you more than a Skinny Vanilla Latte, and that's the best you can hope for.

Love, Me.

Dear Valentine:

I hope you'll enjoy this bottle of wine I'm regifting to you from a co-worker.

Love, Me.

Dear Valentine:

I love you even though you told me you'd fix the dishwasher 6 months ago.

Love Me.

Dear Valentine:

We're watching Real Housewives tonight, and you'll like it.

Love, Me.

Dear Valentine:

Roses are red, violets are blue.

This is mine, and that is too.

Love, Me.

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