Ten Things Grown South Jersey Men Should Never Wear
With the help of ladies in South Jersey, we've come up with a list of the top ten things South Jersey GROWN MEN should NEVER wear.
Get ready for the truth bomb, fellas...
- 1
Flat brim ball caps
You look like you're 12 years old. You aren't 12 years old.
- 2
Chin-strap facial hair
If you're going to grow a beard, grow a real beard.
- 3
Over-sized pro sports jerseys
If you aren't actually on the team, you shouldn't be wearing it.
- 4
Ed Hardy...ANYTHING
- 5
Anything with flames on it
- 6
Cargo pants
...or even worse...cargo SHORTS.
- 7
Earrings
- 8
T-shirts with beer logos on them
- 9
Hoodies
- 10
Anything with a huge Abercrombie & Fitch logo on it
Your alarm clock just went off and it's not 1998 anymore.