Phanatic

A long time Phillies fan is now suffering from a hematoma in the eye after being pelted with a hot dog from the Philly Phanatic's cannon!

It's not like any person growing up in South Jersey, or anywhere else in suburban Philadelphia, hasn't ever asked themselves this one question: What's the Phanatic Say?

Philly's favorite mascot had a major Phoul-up when he allegedly threw a woman and her poolside chair into a hotel pool resulting in a lawsuit filed on Monday.

Call 911!  He got robbed!  A new fan survey by by Forbes magazine says Mr. Met has dethroned Philly Phanatic as 'America's Favorite Sports Mascot'.
Seriously?  A guy with a giant baseball for a head nosed out our furry green friend?