Shocking Facial Hair Argument – SoJO Stupid Citizen

If your boyfriend/husband has a beard, and decides to trim it up a bit, what's the worst that happens?

You simply say, "I don't like it honey".

Right?

Not so much for this Pennsylvania couple that came straight from a page of Jerry Springer.

Lehigh Valley Live reports that 53-year-old Joyce Speciale-Detweiler of Easton allegedly beat her husband Donald Detweiler with a vacuum pole Sunday because of a dispute regarding his facial hair.

Reports doesn't specify what kind of facial hair hubby was sporting, but suffice it to say, wifey wasn't into it. I'm guessing he was rocking a handlebar mustache-billygoat beard combo.

Joyce Speciale-Detweiler was arrested following the altercation and charged with simple assault and harassment.