Here are some REAL warning labels on ACTUAL products:  (NOTE:  Mr. T warning label does not exist....sorry)

 

·         Snow sled -- "Beware: sled may develop high speed under certain snow conditions"

 

·         12-inch CD storage rack -- "Do not use as a ladder"

 

·         Fishing lure -- "Harmful if swallowed"

 

·         Carpenter's electric router -- "This product not intended for use as a dental drill"

 

·         Baby stroller -- "Remove child before folding"

 

·         Public toilet -- "Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking"

 

·         Hand-held massager -- "Do not use while sleeping or unconscious"

 

·         Underarm deodorant -- "Caution: Do not spray in eyes"

 

·         Car sunshield -- "Do not drive with sunshield in place"

 

·         Fireplace log -- "Caution: Risk of Fire"

 

·         Sleep aid -- "Caution... Will Cause Drowsiness"

 

·         Mr. Bubble body wash -- "Keep Out Of Reach Of Young Children"

 

·         Cat litter -- "Safe To Use Around Pets"

 

·         Cheese spray -- "For best results, remove cap, hold applicator tip close to food, press tip firmly and move slowly across food surface"

 

·         Hair spray -- "Do not smoke until hair is dry"

 

·         Toilet bowl cleaner -- "It is not recommended that children or pets drink water from the toilet"

 

·         Chainshaw -- "Don't use genitals to stop this chainsaw"

 

·         Bottom of a jar of dill pickles -- "Open other end"

 

·         Laser printer toner cartridge -- "Do not eat toner"

 

·         Jar of peanut butter -- "Warning: may contain nuts"

 

·         Cigarette lighter -- "Do not expose flame"

 

·         Rubber ball -- "Choking hazard. This toy is a small ball"

 

·         Auto parts label -- "Before installing, please shut off engine"

 

·         Birth control pills -- "Do not use if you intend to become pregnant"

 

·         Sleeping pills -- "Warning: may cause drowsiness"

 

·         Dashboard of mail truck -- "Look before driving"

 

·         Bathroom cleanser -- "For best results start with clean bathtub"

 

·         Cruise ship railing -- "Do not jump from vessel while moving"

 

·         Frisbee -- "Warning: may contain small parts"

 

·         Sharpening stone -- "Warning: knives are sharp"

 

Got anymore to add?  Comment below!

 

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