10 of the Weirdest Pool Floats

Why get out of the pool to eat when you can have floating serving trays right next to you? The pool float is marketed as a salad bar, Luau cooler, BBQ tray, and food and drink holder. You can get two floating salad bars for $14.99.

I've never thought of pirates having forts, but hey it looks cool. It also includes three shields and swords to play with. This Swimline pirate island adventure set costs $89.99.

If you have the poop emoji float you need a toilet float to go with it. Unfortunately, this must be a hot commodity because it seems to be sold out everywhere. However, it usually sells for $14.00.

I don't know whether I find this hysterical or super uncomfortable. They do offer a bikini body as well. You can get your very own beach bod for $29.99.

The reviews on this aren't very promising, but it looks cool. According to reviews you might want to use your own water guns. Never the less it sells for $36.99.

Practice your bull riding skills in your pool with the Inflat-A-Bull. The description says "Be brave and enjoy a fun bull-riding experience on water with Intex Inflatable! Host competitions with family and friends and see how long you can stay mounted on the bull." You can have your own on Amazon for $44.98.

You can pair this with your floating salad bar. I feel like this needs some cup holders, but it looks cool so it gets a pass. You can have your very own floating tiki bar for a cool $99.99.

You know what every raft needs? It needs some coolers, two couches, two lounge chairs, and a mesh bottom to let some water in. There are a few "floating islands" out there and all of them are insane. This one goes for $406.13!

Why have one pizza slice pool float when you can have 8 slices to make up an entire pizza. You have to have a giant pool to fit this. The description of this float knows why these are so popular by saying, "Looks great in photographs!" Get your own floating pizza pie for $179.99.

What's better than a 10 foot unicorn party island? I can't really think of anything else. This crazy inflatable can fit 6 people, has cup holders, a cooler, and a mesh bottom to allow some water in. It's like a Pegasus and a unicorn had a baby. It's only $249.99.