Unsolved Mysteries: Who Took Spring’s Favorite Mug?

This morning, I left my two mugs in the kitchen sink to soak. When I went back to retrieve the mugs, one of them was missing!

So, I sent out a mass email to the office searching for the mug. One of my coworkers responds with:

"Hey  I know where it is.  You won’t be happy to hear where.  Come find me later."

Immediately, I head over to find out what happened to it. I assumed someone may have broke it on accident. Instead, this is what happened (warning: flashing lights):

We later found out from our coworker that it was thrown away because of the crystallized sugar in the bottom. So what have I learned from all this?

Just wash your dishes.

More from SoJO 104.9: