Toilet Paper

Young Jeffrey from Brooke & Jeffrey in the Morning has a knack for writing parody songs, but I can't think of the last time he nailed his topic quite THIS perfectly.

You know the phrase "trying to reinvent the wheel?" Reusable toilet paper is a perfect example of that...

I remember in school having to ask for permission to go to the bath room.  But now officials at one area institution are requiring students to ask for more than just a hall pass.

City Council employees in Trenton, NJ may need to keep their own personal roll of toilet paper handy.  The Council president is trying to reach an agreement with Trenton City Mayor Tony Mack to keep its facility stocked with toilet paper and paper towels.  Supplies are running out and a failure to meet in the middle could make a normal workday tricky in the very near future.