This letter goes out to the woman who ignored one of the main rules of public bathroom etiquette. Listen to what happened me on Sunday.

BTW wherever you are in New Jersey, here's my list of bathroom etiquette:

  1. Leave a space between you and the other person
  2. If you dirtied the seat...wipe the seat - simple!
  3. Drop and flush, always
  4. When a person is sitting in the stall making no sound, chances are they're waiting for you to leave ...stop taking selfies, and take the hint so they can drop their load
  5. Don't ever embarrass a woman for going number 2, it's only natural

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