Big Brother is trying to make sure us guys don't stand too close to each other when we're urinating. You know, social distancing and all.

I'm sorry, but weren't we doing this already, on our own, since.... uh... THE BEGINNING OF TIME!

In the men's room, we already practice social distancing - and if you don't someone might do it for you, ya' weirdo!

Big Brother is watching you.....pee!

So, how are things over in the women's room?

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