The Worst Taekwondo Martial Arts Demo Ever [VIDEO]

My Dad once owned a karate studio (true story), and I took lessons from him.  Once I reached gold belt,  I decided it was time to move on, and by moving on I mean more Nintendo less Karate.  I often wondered what life would have been like if I had just stuck with it, and then I saw this video....

Why do I sympathize with this guy?

Because he's 'me'.....