Poop

Oh, poop! Higher than normal level of a certain bacteria in the waters of three New Jersey beach towns could make swimmers sick, so an advisory has been put in place.

Bad plumbing, hereditary reasons, and more apparently has necessitated the need for "the device."

Poop is funny.  It doesn't matter how it's being used.  I'm sure a lot of Frozen fans won't like this parody. But for the parents who have listened to the Frozen soundtrack non-stop for the past year, this is for you.