"I just robbed a bank.  Now I can finally pay for college, and a new car!  By the way, I love Green Day."



The purpose of the video, if it has one, was to brag to her EX-husband.


OK, before you stab yourself in the eye, let's review:


19 yrs old

Been Married

Been divorced

An armed robber

Internet Video Star


And the only thing she has to say to these accomplishments is "Bite ME I love GREEN DAY."


Oh, let's add "using a webcam from 1998" on the resume too.


I want my 7:44 seconds back.



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