How to Carve a Pumpkin in 30 Seconds [VIDEO]

This was my first time carving a pumpkin, if you see blood, I'm sorry.

I carved a pumpkin in 30 seconds, and here's how I did it:

Eight cups of espresso, that's how I did it.

Did you carve a pumpkin this year? Feel free to show us your creation by posting it below....