Here we go again.

I swear I had no intention of making this the next 'Yanny vs. Laurel' or 'What Color Is The Dress' craze but here we are. I would at least like to think there is no controversy with this and everyone sees what I see.

So last week I was driving in to work and while I was flying down like I always do on the Garden State Parkway a bird decided to use my car as it's bathroom for the day, right smack in the middle of my windshield. Thanks, bird.

No big deal, I went on my merry way and went to work. At the end of the day I got back into the car and I noticed that the bird poop on my windshield looked like something familiar.

To my amazement, it looked like a bird. I kid you not, this bird just pooped a bird poop in the shape of a BIRD!

TSM/Jv Joe
TSM/Jv Joe

Now THAT takes talent!

I've never seen any kind of poop that made me laugh the way I did. I really want to find this Avian-gelo (get it, Michelangelo!) and be it's manager.

Seriously, do you not see what I see?! I refuse to accept that I'm crazy. You see how the poop looks like a bird, right?

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