
10 Summer Rules of The Boardwalk
I almost hate to do this, but if we don't lay out some ground rules, people aren't going to know how to behave at the Jersey Shore this Summer!
Classic NY - evening in Brighton Beach
We hope this list of 10 Summer Rules of the Boardwalk, helps.
10 Summer Rules of The Boardwalk
- Do NOT feed the seagulls.
- Watch the tram car please.
- Beware of carrying pizza or funnel cake on the boardwalk (see number 1).
- No bare feet. What, you wanna get a splinter or step on something gross?
- Do not walk with your entire family SHOULDER TO SHOULDER across the boardwalk!
- Watch out for runners.
- Please no smoking.
- Only people with hot bodies are allowed to walk around in skimpy outfits.
- If your underwear is sticking more than 3 inches above the waistband, PULL UP YOUR PANTS!
- No socks with sandals.
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