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These days, it'd take at least two years to watch only only one season's worth of #PeakTV, a quarter of which won't even be around a second year. You’d need some sort of absurd television guidance periodical to navigate it all, but because we love you' we've put together an in-depth look at 30 major must-see premieres kicking off as early as August 31. Come, wrap some barbed wire around your bats and grab a coffee in Stars Hollow, as we descend into the madness that is Fall TV 2016!

Anyone following David Letterman (and his giant beard)’s post-retirement from The Late Show can’t help a smile at the veteran comic’s irreverent outlook. To wit, Letterman reveals in a new interview that he “couldn’t care less” about Stephen Colbert’s new Late Show, or any other series out there, wondering why the job didn’t go to a female host.

According to The Wrap, CBS has partnered with digital video company Interlude (those behind that viral channel-changing lip-sync of “Like a Rolling Stone”) for the “original interactive project” allowing Twilight Zone viewers to “step in and become a part of the story.” BioShock creator Ken Levine will even write and direct the pilot episode.

More and more each year, TV executives quake in their stylish, yet affordable boots over the exponential increase in peak TV, even as us ravenous viewers eagerly take it all in. Fall 2015 is no exception, cramming your DVR with everything from superheroes new and old, to Scream-ing gore-fests, animated staples and so much more. You’d need some sort of … television … guidance … periodical to navigate it all, but because we love you, we’ve compiled over 30 of Fall 2015's biggest must-see premieres. Remember to sleep, and take in the onslaught of fall 2015's TV madness by our full preview!

One of my favorite Fall past times is indulging in new network TV offerings to see which have the potential to go the distance. From new Dallas-eque drama on ABC to a star-studded ensemble cast on CBS, here are three new TV I can't wait to watch...

A line in Katy Perry's song 'This is How We Do' says 'suckin' real bad at Mariah Carey-oke'. But how does the real Mariah fair at karaoke? New Late Late Show host James Corden puts Mimi to the test, all while navigating the carpool lane. P.S. This may be our favorite new late-night game.

John Mayer hosted CBS' Late Late Show a few nights this past week, and during Friday night's monologue he took a jab at his ex-love Taylor Swift, with a wink and a smile.

Tomorrow I'm going to be out and about in Vineland with Big Brother 16's Cody Calafiore!

Production on the set of CBS' The Big Bang Theory has been halted one month ahead of it's fall premiere, reportedly because the cast wants a major Friends-like raise.  Are they worth seven figures?

Well, that was fast! Just one week after David Letterman dropped the 'Late Show' bombshell that he would retire in 2015, his replacement has officially been announced. Following early and decisive rumors, Stephen Colbert will officially leave behind Comedy Central's 'Colbert Report' to ascend the late-night throne as the new host of CBS' 'The Late Show.' You're welcome, nation!

After 10 glorious and pop-culture changing seasons, the CBS dramady How I Met Your Mother ends tonight.  It got me thinking of all the crazy food-related episodes, like Stinson's disgusting but effective hangover fix, and Slutty Pumpkin...

Talk about a lucky day!  A guy proposes to his girlfriend on The Price Is Right on Friday.  She said yes, and then something REALLY lucky happened...