New Jersey Police Arrest The ‘Puppy Monkey Baby’

Know that creepy Mountain Dew 'puppy monkey baby'? Well, don't worry Vorhees Police have caught it.

If you have no idea what this creature is, it takes the cutest things on the planet and morph it into this creepy animal being.

Mike has been obsessed with the creepy new mascot for Mountain Dew, but I have to admit- it's really creepy. I can't decide which part of this animal creeps me out most: the puppy, the monkey or the baby. Or maybe that it sings 'puppy monkey baby' over and over.

Well Vorhees Police have arrested the puppy monkey baby for 'shoplifting':