Could This Be South Jersey’s UGLIEST Ornament?

Could this be South Jersey's UGLIEST Christmas tree ornament?

I couldn't believe it, when I saw this Christmas tree ornament the other day in the store.

I recoiled in horror at the sight of it. I'm not even sure what it is. Whatever it is, it's ugly!

Speaking of ugly looking animal things, check this out. Is it an AUTHENTIC Fingerling? I think I might have gotten ripped off!