Everyone is talking about the Solar Eclipse 2017, and the safest ways to view it.

We here on The Mike Show, do things a little different. That's right, we're dangerous. But before we get too ahead ourselves we do NOT suggest that anyone using the below methods to view the solar eclipse. Please refer to our Solar Eclipse Map for when and where you can SAFELY watch the big event on Monday.

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Here are the 15 Most Dangerous Ways to Watch the Solar Eclipse of 2017

  1. Staring directly at the eclipse.
  2. Staring directly at the eclipse with binoculars.
  3. Staring directly at the eclipse while walking a tight rope.
  4. Staring directly at the eclipse while being chased by an angry grizzly bear.
  5. Staring directly at the eclipse, naked. In public.
  6. Staring directly at the eclipse anywhere near a Confederate statue.
  7. Staring directly at the eclipse while wearing a red cap that says, "Making Astronomy Great Again".
  8. Staring directly at the eclipse while holding a plate full of french fries on the beach with seagulls around you.
  9. Staring directly at the eclipse while going over Niagara Falls in a barrel.
  10. Staring directly at the eclipse while juggling 3 chainsaws.
  11. Staring directly at the eclipse while swimming in shark infested waters.
  12. Staring directly at the eclipse with Kim Jong Un.
  13. Staring directly at the eclipse while in an MMA fight with Conor McGregor.
  14. Staring directly at the eclipse while running with scissors.
  15. Staring directly at the eclipse on the Wildwood Boardwalk and not watching the tram car, please.

NOTE: Again, don't try these at home. Be careful, and enjoy the Solar Eclipse of 2017!


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