Toilet

Just because other people aren't taking this pandemic seriously doesn't mean you should, too. Please avoid this stupidity at all costs.

Listener James told us that he is turned off when his new wife Kate goes to the bathroom with the door open.

Maybe Jinxy Cat from 'Meet the Parents' is this cat's idol.  He seems totally convinced her can use the toilet to do his business.  But will he succeed?

We'll call this 'Ode to Commode'.  Little Isabel is in some serious mourning over her family's broken toilet and seems inconsolable when she learns it's going to the dump.

OK--we've all done it.  Somehow our elbows hit something on the bathroom sink, and whatever object that is closer ends up taking a splash in the toilet.  Or, maybe you were talking on your cell phone and then---yea.  The toilet hates me, let me tell you why.