Class is in session. Sadly, legions of kids know this to be true, as they begin to head back to school for another year of filling their brains with knowledge.
“The call is for you.” A stranger drops a phone in your lap. It starts ringing. You answer to a man’s voice but he calls you Steven. He sounds desperate. “I’m gonna ask you something and I need the answer to be yes.” You’re not Steven. What do you do?
Gwen's got a new solo album out, The Powerpuff Girls are returning to television, and Matt Damon is Jason Bourne once again — the 2000s are officially back, y'all.