Let me start out by saying that this is not a picture of my kitchen, and I procrastinate....a lot.


One week from tomorrow, it's Christmas.


Currently in my apartment, there are zero holiday decorations.




This happens every year.  I end up waiting about a week before Christmas and debate on whether I should purchase a real, fake, or admit I'm lazy as hell and not get one at all.


I should get a real Christmas tree, so that my entire building can smell like pine sap.  Nothing says Christmas tradition that cleaning up the pine needles just days after you put the tree up for display.   A real tree is also authentic and beautiful.


Maybe I should get a fake tree, but wouldn't that just be tacky?

Plus, my dog Molly wouldn't know the difference.



I will PEE on your TREE!





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