Random: If You Actually Had A Parrot, What Would Be The First Phrase It Would Learn?

OK--it's Friday, therefore we can get away with asking you this random question of the day:  If you actually had a parrot, what would be the first phrase it would learn?

Think about it. You may be a broken record when you say things like "clean your room", "vote for--" , "Turn that Jersey Shore crap off"  "Eat your dinner" ,"Pick up your underwear off the floor", etc, etc.

What phrase would you teach your parrot?