South Jersey’s Most NSFW Christmas Lights Display Pops Up in Hammonton, NJ
Christmas can be hard for some people, but never did I ever expect it to take on such literal meaning in South Jersey.
I had to look twice at this Christmas lights display in Hammonton, New Jersey. Okay, probably a third, fourth, and fifth time to make sure I was seeing what I THOUGHT I was seeing.
I thought possibly this display was missing some lights at the top. Maybe it was meant to be a person of some sort and that maybe the lights making up its head had gone dark.
When I say a 'member' of this home's Christmas lights display, I wasn't thinking ACTUAL member, or that I WAS, in fact, looking at the head.
*WARNING: Discretion advised* [NSFW]
Forgive me, but jokes pop up in this situation, most of which I'll keep to myself because this Xmas decoration pretty much SPEAKS for itself.
It's located along Route 54 near the NJM headquarters, and I wouldn't be surprised if some passers by nearly run off the road like I did after seeing this phallic display, or at least turn around to take a second look.
It certainly sends a message. I just wonder what the homeowner intended. If I was a braver person, I'd have knocked on the door to ask point blank.
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