Summer at the Jersey Shore brings out the best and the worst in people's fashion.

Most of these rules apply to the beach and boardwalk, but you'll pretty much see these anywhere, when it's hot outside in the Summer time.


Mykola Komarovskyy


We came up with a list of Summer Fashion Fails that should NOT be violated for any reason during the Summer. Please share with your fashion fail friends.


  1. Socks with sandals
  2. Wife beater tank tops
  3. Excessive jewelry when at the pool or beach (guys and gals)
  4. Speedos (unless you're European or Canadian, and then even no.)
  5. Bikinis in Wawa or a grocery store with no sarong or cover-up
  6. Crocs. Any style, any place, anywhere.
  7. Excessive body hair with swimwear (men or women)
  8. Bikinis over the age of 50
  9. Little kids running around butt naked at the beach
  10. Droopy pants when we can see your underwear


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