I literally laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes watching this video......

 

A parent of a three-year-old kid recorded him through the bathroom door while he's talking to himself.  So you can't see him, but you can hear him.

 

He scolds himself for how much food he ate that day . . . because he thinks his poop will overflow the TOILET.  The best part is, he lists all the stuff he ate.  You can't tell if it's his mom or dad recording, but you can hear them trying not to laugh.

 

 

We've all been there kid.....