Shoplifter Steals Rogaine From a Local CVS
This hair raising incident has cops looking for shoplifter on the run!
With a head of hair intact, our stupid citizen today had the urge to shoplift multiple boxes of Rogaine from a CVS in Marlton on Route 73.
Why the Rogaine? We have no idea. Perhaps he's putting together his own service on a local boardwalk, and rubbing the product on bald men. Regardless, he's on the run, and police need your help finding him.
If you have any information at all that would lead to capturing our hair growing culprit, please contact the Evesham Police Department at 856.983.1116.