New Jersey Man Tells Cops He Drank Too Much Because ‘Jets Suck’

Look, I think some of us feel the same way about the Birds after some games, no? But there's no excuse for THIS.

A New Jersey man was charged with driving while intoxicated Sunday after he rear-ended another vehicle. After reportedly failing a sobriety test,  53-year-old Christopher Graylock, of W. Milford, reportedly told police he drank too much because the NFL football team the New York Jets was playing badly against the Buffalo Bills, according to Patch.com.

Wayne, N.J. Detective Capt. Laurence Martin police found an open bottle of whiskey in Graylock's car, as well as suspected marijuana, and other drug paraphernalia, according to Wayne, N.J. Detective Capt. Laurence Martin.

Hopefully Graylock cleans up his act before he finds himself watching all future Jets games from a jail cell.

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