Popular Little Egg, NJ Burger Spot Introduces ‘Heartache Burger’ Ahead of Valentine’s Day

A sandwich consisting of hamburger, bacon, pork roll, cheese, and has browns may bring on a heart attack, but one popular burger joint in Little Egg Harbor Twp., New Jersey is betting it'll cure your heartache.

Consider the Source

Valentine's Day isn't for everyone. For the Lonely Hearts Club, it can be one of the most dreaded day of the calendar year.

But there's a little eatery in New Gretna in Little Egg Harbor Township whose very name welcomes the single and brokenhearted. So, it's unsurprising they'd invent a hamburger that rises to meet the emotions of the sweetheart-less.

Sad Boyz, Sad Boyz, Whatcha Gon' Do?

Ever heard of Sad Boyz on the corner of Route 9 and Maple Avenue? Not only do they make one of the best burgers at the Jersey Shore, but they also make one of the BEST burgers that have ever touched my lips. It's no joke.

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I am a Shake Shack girl through and through, and this is the burger that, for me, rivals Shack. And they're breakfast sandwiches and burgers are made by a local, small business. Who wouldn't want to support them?

The thing Sad Boyz does best is their Smash Burger. A handmade burger smashed nice and thin (but JUICY!) so that you can pile more than one on a bun.

FML

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They're February Burger of the Month is Smash Burger x FML. Ya know, 'F my life'. It's an appropriate sandwich and sentiment for those spending Valentine's Day alone and/or coming off a bad breakup.

Go Ahead...Eat Your Feelings

Get a load of this bad boy that's bringing on the heartache (or curing it): Two Smash Burgers, Pork Roll, hash brown, bacon, and Sad Boyz signature sauce.

It's a burger rich enough to fill your empty soul, but you may need to call a heart doctor after eating one. Don't say we didn't warn you. At the very least, eating one of these bad boyz could take your whole afternoon or night, taking your mind of Valentine's Day.

Treat Your Sweetheart or Yourself

Sad Boyz isn't saying their Smash Burger x FML is only for singles. There's no reason why you can't pick up two of them and make them your Valentine's Day dinner. Trust me when I tell you, food from Sad Boyz will impress your Boo, and if it doesn't, you know where you stand, lol.

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Sad Boyz is located at 5670 Route 9, New Gretna, New Jersey.