‘Jersey Shore Family Vacation’ Recap: Ronnie’s Bender
If you're like me and didn't go see the newest Avengers movie last night, then we are a in the minority. But there was something else on that was just as intriguing to watch.
Another interesting episode of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation aired and this time they didn't waste any time with showing us the results of Ronnie's bad optics.
If there was anything to learn from this week's episode it is don't do what Ronnie does.
Also, quick side note. I am starting to see a pattern. The producers on the show are finding it a little difficult to locate footage of the cast on this new season to use because, well, they are probably not doing anything TV worthy. So they decide to just focus in on one or two roommates for the full length of the episode and that is what we got this week.
So let us dive into this one already, shall we?
Ronnie avoids the dilemma he puts himself in last week but begins to have doubts about his current relationship and if he's ready to be a dad, as him and Snooki continue to get hammered and have a heart to heart.
"It's hard to just constantly say 'No, no, no, no' when it's like every girl in the club wants to talk to you," he admits to Nicole.
"It's like being in the money machine and the money is just flying everywhere and you're just trying to grab all of it. That's what it like. What, you're just going to stand there? No, you're going to try to grab all the money."
Sounds like Ron is not sure if he can handle the pressure.
Spoiler alert, he can. Ronnie and his girl are still together and she just recently gave birth to a baby girl on April 3rd.
He's also still not over Sammi.
In the midst of his drunk chat with Snooki, Ron questions if he can marry his girl and then drifts off mid-thought. Nicole saw this and took it as a hint that he is still not over his ex, Sam.
Snooki then asks the $64,000 question, which is "Why are we even still talking about her?" They had an on-and-off again relationship for the better part of seven years. And we all know how that went.
Ronnie's reply is that she was a kind of security for him, and that is something hard to come by. He better get over that quick because she is in another relationship and he is about to have a baby with his new girlfriend.
I can only imagine what is going to happen next week.