Had Any Weird First Dates Anybody?

Maybe you are already married, or seriously dating.  Maybe you are still searching.  But, at some point, you had to have had a weird first date.  Let me give you an example:

Once upon a time, a friend of mine (whom will remain nameless to protect the innocent) once drove an hour for a first date.  Once he met the girl, she was so nervous, she puked on him after getting in his new car. Then, you guessed it, he had to take her home then drive home another hour in a puke-smelling new car.

Glorious.

It seems like everyone has a weird date story, what's yours?