This Viral Tweet About New Jersey Just Killed the Internet

It's almost physically impossible to answer the question: "Can you describe New Jersey in one word?"

Which is why this tweet has gone viral, considering it is the epitome of what New Jersey is in just 5 simple statements:

Could this be consolidated to just one word? In my opinion, no. Especially since it fits in the allotment of Twitter characters so hey, why not. #accurate