Burger King

'Hot day in South Jersey, I think I'll sip on a 740 calorie milkshake!', said no one ever. But you had to know with my sweet tooth I'd drive straight to my nearest Burger King for the new Lucky Charms milkshake.

Every few years a funny-as-hell news interview goes viral, usually because of just how perfect the interviewee comes off on camera. Think Antoine Dodson (hide yo kids, hide yo wife), Sweet Brown (ain't nobody got time for that), and so on... Well, we may have found 2015's viral sensation, and it turns out he's a pretty big fan of your Philadelphia Eagles.

In honor of 'Throwback Thursday', we go back to the late 80s where we find a very young Ben Affleck try to impress a girl with.......Burger King?

I mean....you've been doing it already.....

An armed robber wearing a hooded sweatshirt and baseball cap walked into a local Burger King Wednesday night and demanded cash, police say.

Imagine going to a random Burger King, and instead of ordering "fries with that", you tell them your quitting your job--at Burger King.  The only problem is, you were never hired to begin with.  Watch the hilarious responses to these managers!