We tend to have short fuses in New Jersey, and this recent Reddit thread really put that on display.

Someone with the appropriate username “U/NooJoisey” asked how to infuriate someone from New Jersey with just one sentence and the fellow NJ Redditors certainly delivered.

Can you make it through this post without developing a slight eye twitch?

“I drive the speed limit in the left lane” - U/New_Stats

Keep right except to pass, people! It’s not that difficult! If you’re going anywhere under 70 mph in the left lane, you need to take a long look in the mirror.

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“After pumping my own gas, I'll drive slowly on the left lane to get some great tasting pizza at Domino’s.” - U/NJ_Bus_Nut

This one should have come with a trigger warning. It’s just one gut punch after another.

“I’m from Joysee… you from Joysee” - U/Odd_Stomach_4715

NO 👏 ONE 👏 SAYS 👏 “JOY👏SEE👏”

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“Central Jersey is not a real place” - U/Mercurydriver

This one cuts deep, U/Mercurydriver. This is just an outright lie.

“Taylor Roll” - U/TurtsMacGurts

Ugh. This one almost hurts to look at. It borders on being unsettling.

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“Tolls need to be higher” - U/Catmom32

Don’t let the politicians in Trenton hear this, this will end up being the one thing they get done.

“Pennsylvania has better drivers” - U/jd158ug

I guess they all stay in PA then because the drivers that venture over here have a fundamental misunderstanding of what to do in the left lane.

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“Skip the donuts from Dunkin and grab a bagel there- UNREAL” - U/Banana_Bride

*shudders*

And finally: “You don’t need a sentence. Everyone in NJ is pissed off already” - U/GENERAT10N_D00M

You know what? Fair point.

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