Ali Szubiak kneels before her wireless router each morning and sends thanks to Al Gore for inventing the beautiful jumble of wires, science and magic that have come together to form the Internet. Although she possesses the vocal expression of April Ludgate on sedatives, Ali's enthusiasm for pop stars (and Dave Grohl) is matched only by that one Sanjaya fan from 'American Idol' -- you just wouldn't know it. Her claim to fame? Zayn Malik called her babe and told her he loved her hair. She still cries about it daily. Follow her on Twitter here: @aliszoob
Ali Szubiak
Adele Aggressively Warns Concertgoers About Rogue Bat in Audience
“Welcome to Mexico! It’s true, I’m happy to be here, but a f—king bat, Jesus Christ.”
Twitter Implements Tools to Help Curtail Hate Speech + Abusive Rhetoric
Twitter admitted to noticing a rise in “abuse, bullying and harassment…across the Internet."
Precious Four-Year-Olds Attempt Cutest Mannequin Challenge Yet
A group of four-year-old students recently attempted the Internet's latest viral craze, the Mannequin Challenge, with adorable results.
Adele Had The Most Horrifying Halloween Costume of 2016
Adele dressed up as Jim Carrey's titular character from the 1994 movie 'The Mask' -- and it's equal parts hilarious and terrifying.
Zayn: ‘I Was Suffering From An Eating Disorder’ During One Direction Days
“When I look back at images of myself from around November 2014, before the final tour, I can see how ill I was,” Zayn wrote in his forthcoming memoir.
Tyra Banks Says She’s Still ‘Very Scared’ of Naomi Campbell
"It was very difficult — like some of my lowest times of my life — dealing with that.”
Justin Bieber Begs Fans to Be Quiet, Their Screams Further Intensify
His pleas for quiet were continually drowned out by overzealous fans who must not need air to breathe.
‘Uptown Funk’ Goes Diamond, Is Only 13th Song in History to Do So
If you ever doubted the staying power of 'Uptown Funk,' the track's official sales numbers are here to prove your assessment woefully misguided.
Lady Gaga Talks ‘Joanne’ Inspiration, New Stripped Down Style
"It’s maybe a woman thing. As you get older, you start to realize you are enough on your own."
Zayn Teams With Donatella Versace for Versus Capsule Collection
Zayn has officially added 'fashion designer' to his endless list of qualifiers.
Geri Horner Expecting First Child With Husband Christian Horner
Geri Horner is pregnant with her first child with husband Christian Horner.
Nancy O’Dell Addresses Lewd Donald Trump Comments From 2005 Video Leak
'And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything…Grab them by the p—y.'