Well, we've been Chinese-spy-balloon-free for several days now!

We got to thinking, what if a Chinese Spy Balloon flew over South Jersey, what would it see?

Get our free mobile app

We'll start off the list with our own Chris Coleman:

"They'd see the traffic circle in front of the airport and say, "what the F is that?!"

Google Maps/canva
Google Maps/canva
loading...

Cliff Thomas says, "Mountain Lions." Add that to everything else people have been seeing: coyotes, bears, the Jersey Devil, and Bigfoot!

Maureen Baker says "A lot of middle fingers!" Hey, it is the New Jersey salute after all!

Tracy Jones says, "A lot of Eagles fans!" It's like a big sea of green out there!!

NFC Championship - San Francisco 49ers v Philadelphia Eagles
Getty Images
loading...

 

Michelle Russell says, "Potholes!" Come on Jersey! Fill `em up!

Speaking of filling up, the spy balloon will see a lot of abandoned cars at Wawa gas pumps, as the drivers all went inside to order, pee, and get some scratch-offs.

Linzi Sabatini says, "Farmland and ghettos, all 10 miles apart." Ouch!

Doug Kroger says, "A bunch of rednecks shooting at it" (Probably some non-rednecks, too!)

James Snyder says people fight over "Pork Roll" or "Taylor Ham." (There's always one guy, James....)

canva
canva
loading...

Tim Housand says lots of Dollar General stores! I agree - and, I'll throw in cell phone stores and mattress stores!

Rich Biddleman says, "Me drinkin' beers!"

David Barraclough says "82 Wawas." (Love it)

Kelly Barlow says, "A lot of weird roadside monuments!"

Hey, how about Lucy the Elephant?

Credit: Google Maps
Credit: Google Maps
loading...

Tami Harron says, "A lack of people working."

Mary Ann Hughes says, "Chris Christie on the beach." (Wow! That ship still hasn't sailed!)

Judith Patterson says, "Dead Whales!" Yep!

Andrew Warren says, "Joe Kelly sunbathing naked in his yard." (I'm not totally naked - I'm wearing gloves.)

canva
canva
loading...

The Most Popular Shows on Netflix in 2022

These were the most-watched shows on Netflix over the course of 2022.

LOOK: Things from the year you were born that don't exist anymore

The iconic (and at times silly) toys, technologies, and electronics have been usurped since their grand entrance, either by advances in technology or breakthroughs in common sense. See how many things on this list trigger childhood memories—and which ones were here and gone so fast you missed them entirely.

More From SoJO 104.9 FM