OK--all seriousness aside here.  We know you love your mate.  But sometimes, there is that one question that he/she will ask you that just gets under your skin.  Here are a few:

When are you going to do something around the house?

When's Dinner?

Can you be quiet for a minute? I'm trying to watch this on TV.

Can we go shopping?

What is that one question that your mate asks you that just gets under your skin?