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Epic Gas Theft Fail [VIDEO]

Tom Morgan — Sat, 11 May 2013 09:00:40 +0000

A video has gone viral showing what may just be the world’s most incompetent gas thieves. In the video, a woman is filling up a red car when a gas attendant comes over. That’s when the driver, seemingly in a panic, starts to drive away. The woman pumping the gas is caught off guard [...]

You Won't Believe Why This Lady Got Arrested

Jeremy Taylor — Sun, 02 Sep 2012 19:09:44 +0000

It’s September, which means the nation is starting to go football crazy. Ohio woman Janine Fulton recently took football insanity to a new level when she filled a couple official size Wilson balls with pills, marijuana, cigarettes, cell phones, and cell phone chargers and tried to toss them into the Richland Correctional Institution in Mansfield, OH.

Credit Card Thief Spends 1,600 Dollars At 7-Eleven

Tom Morgan — Sun, 26 Aug 2012 23:43:03 +0000

If you go and spend $1,600 on a stolen credit card at a fancy restaurant, probably nobody will even notice. It’s a little different if you do it at 7-Eleven. Police in Palmyra, Pennsylvania are searching for a man who charged $1,633 worth of 7-Eleven stuff on stolen credit cards. Which is practically the whole [...]

Vineland Bank Robber Uses WHAT As A Weapon??!!

Tom Morgan — Tue, 12 Jun 2012 13:51:06 +0000

Every morning, we announce a new ‘SoJO Stupid Citizen’ at 6:45. Many times, we find stories that have to do with bank robbers and their unique (and unsuccessful) ways to rob a bank. This stupid citizen from Vineland, tops it all. Stephen Mercado apparently entered a citi bank Thursday afternoon and handed a teller [...]

Robber Falls Through Ceiling Multiple Times – LOL! – [VIDEO]

Tom Morgan — Wed, 07 Mar 2012 14:25:47 +0000

Watch this video! I couldn’t stop laughing! So Funny! The 80′s rap in the background is the best.

Philly: Thieves Steal Hundreds Of Pounds Of Meatballs!

Tom Morgan — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 11:42:16 +0000

Philadelphia Police are trying to figure out who made off with more than 500 pounds worth of meatballs overnight! Apparently, the truck driver carrying the spicy meatballs fell asleep, and two thieves broke into his trailer and stole about 500 pounds of meatballs! Although Philadelphia Police are taking this seriously in catching the criminals, you [...]