HEY Joe!!  You just won the Super Bowl, what are you gonna do next?

'I'm going to Disney World! Then, I'm gonna get a call from the IRS!!'

 

 

It's almost like you don't want to win the Super Bowl MVP award.  Sure, you get the recognition you deserve for playing a hard fought game, you get a trophy, and even get a brand new car!

 

Oops, that 2014 Corvette Stingray that's worth $60,000 is gonna bite ya Joe!   You're gonna owe about $25,000 in income taxes!! (guyspeed).

 

So much for blaring Def Leppard around Audubon.

 

Although, Joe, you could get away from this IRS payment. Simply not paying the tax collectors is one idea.  That way you can even more news coverage.

 

Or, you can just not accept the keys.  The car will then would be donated to charity, and then you'll have one less thing to worry about.  Right?

 

Wrong Joe.  Take the car.  Show your old neighborhood who's boss....