South Jersey Mayor: ‘Take Down Your Patriots Flag or Lose Your Water’
Mayor of South Jersey's Borough of Collingswood, Jim Maley, has issued a letter to one of his neighbors; Which states that supporting the New England Patriots in the form of a flag goes against the Boroughs newly adopted ordinance, and could result in punishment.
This new ordinance bans the use of flags referencing the "love of country featuring a colonial soldier" aka, a Patriot.
As a result, the Borough will be forced to shut of the water line leading to the offenders household...sorry buddy.
*Disclaimer: Apparently, Collingswood doesn't actually have an Ordinance as described in the letter. This is allegedly all in good fun*
Also on SoJO 104.9: