In what has to be one of the all-time dumbest reasons to ever end up in prison, police in Philadelphia, have arrested two adult men for stealing a meatball sandwich from a 13-year-old boy at gunpoint. No kidding!   We assume they run out of free government cheese, or they are just plain stupid.  The duo threatened the teenager with a gun and told him to empty his pockets. They took his meatball sandwich, but didn't bother taking his mobile phone, before fleeing in a nearby car. So the young victim promptly used his phone to call 911. Police were able to quickly find and arrest the sandwich-robbers. Police say they recovered a gun-- and the sandwich.