SoJO Stupid Citizen-Halo Style
Anyone who's been dumped will know that there are a few standard coping techniques that you should be aware of. 1. get drunk 2. the ritual destruction of any leftover belongings and 3. Listen to Kelly Clarkson….or do what Eric Smith did. He was about to propose to his girlfriend, only in return she left him for another man. So Eric sold the ring on eBay, took the money, and did what any sane gamer would do: have an artist create a full-scale suit of armour modelled after Master Chief from Halo. Not sure if it'll help him find another girlfriend though…so take THAT, stupid heart!