Relax Grasshopper, you have PLENTY of time...

 

A six-year old child is trending worldwide, because he feels that it'll be "800 million-billion weeks" before he can finally marry someone.  Which according to him is about the same as "a thousand-million days."

 

Then for some reason, he also says he wishes he was EIGHTY, so he could finally get married.  And his dad explains that he has to be 18, not 80.