I'm not trying to beat up on Disney movies.  In fact, I like Disney movies.  So it's only natural that I jokingly give you a list of seven bad life lessons from classic Disney movies.


Our friends at cracked came up with a list of bad life lessons from Disney movies, and I couldn't help but laugh at all of these:






  • 1

    The Lion King

    To Be Successful, Sometimes People Got to Die

  • 2


    If you wait around long enough, the universe will practically hand stuff to you.

  • 3

    The Little Mermaid

    Make sure to change everything about yourself for a guy to fall in love with you. also: That it's fine to make deals with an evil sea witch in order to impress a boy.

  • 4

    Beauty in the Beast

    If a man kidnaps you, stick with him, because he just may be the love of your life.

  • 5

    Snow White

    That no consent is fine and so Is Necrophelia (The Prince finds out that Snow is allegedly dead. So he runs to her coffin and kisses her. ) Also, that it's okay to break into someones house and take a nap.

  • 6


    That a person can only be identified as a woman when she's wearing makeup and has a flower in her hair

  • 7


    That it's perfectly fine to run away and build a guarded fortress to hide in forever, rather than confront our problems.