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Seven Bad Life Lessons From Classic Disney Movies

Snow White

I’m not trying to beat up on Disney movies.  In fact, I like Disney movies.  So it’s only natural that I jokingly give you a list of seven bad life lessons from classic Disney movies.


Our friends at cracked came up with a list of bad life lessons from Disney movies, and I couldn’t help but laugh at all of these:







The Lion King


To Be Successful, Sometimes People Got to Die




If you wait around long enough, the universe will practically hand stuff to you.


The Little Mermaid


Make sure to change everything about yourself for a guy to fall in love with you. also: That it's fine to make deals with an evil sea witch in order to impress a boy.


Beauty in the Beast


If a man kidnaps you, stick with him, because he just may be the love of your life.


Snow White


That no consent is fine and so Is Necrophelia (The Prince finds out that Snow is allegedly dead. So he runs to her coffin and kisses her. ) Also, that it's okay to break into someones house and take a nap.




That a person can only be identified as a woman when she's wearing makeup and has a flower in her hair




That it's perfectly fine to run away and build a guarded fortress to hide in forever, rather than confront our problems.


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