Seven Bad Life Lessons From Classic Disney Movies

I'm not trying to beat up on Disney movies. In fact, I like Disney movies. So it's only natural that I jokingly give you a list of seven bad life lessons from classic Disney movies.

Our friends at cracked came up with a list of bad life lessons from Disney movies, and I couldn't help but laugh at all of these:

1
The Lion King
To Be Successful, Sometimes People Got to Die
2
Cinderella
If you wait around long enough, the universe will practically hand stuff to you.
3
The Little Mermaid
Make sure to change everything about yourself for a guy to fall in love with you. also: That it's fine to make deals with an evil sea witch in order to impress a boy.
4
Beauty in the Beast
If a man kidnaps you, stick with him, because he just may be the love of your life.
5
Snow White
That no consent is fine and so Is Necrophelia (The Prince finds out that Snow is allegedly dead. So he runs to her coffin and kisses her. ) Also, that it's okay to break into someones house and take a nap.
6
Mulan
That a person can only be identified as a woman when she's wearing makeup and has a flower in her hair
7
Frozen
That it's perfectly fine to run away and build a guarded fortress to hide in forever, rather than confront our problems.

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