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‘Royals’ Parody Song – Lyrics from a 30-Year-Old [VIDEO]

This parody of Lorde’s smash “Royals” is hilarious and brilliant. Writer and singer Molly Dworsky nails a spoof that is from the view of a 30-year-old, but will really hit home to anyone “getting up there” in age.

 

To put things in perspective, Molly is a graduate of Hopkins High School, home of the “Royals.” In one verse she sings:

Every song is written by a kid I probably used to babysit,

Killing it by puberty while I can barely stay fit,

So unfair,

The Lorde’s a millionaire at 17

Get a laugh, and cry, from this clever parody.

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