How does one write a story like this without making poop jokes and puns? I don't know if I can, but I will try my hardest.

On Monday Thomas Tramaglini, Kenilworth school superintendent, was arrested for defecating on the Holmdel High School football field. Coaches and staff at the high school had previously reporting finding human feces on the football field or near by. This had been occurring on a daily basis. The school set up surveillance in order to catch the perpetrator (or poopetrator...sorry couldn't resist).

The cameras caught Thomas Tramaglini in the act. Tramaglini resides in Aberdeen, about 3 miles from the high school. He was arrested Monday morning while running on the track at Holmdel High School around 5:50 AM. Tramaglini has been charged with lewdness and littering.

The simple question of why comes to mind right about now. Just why?

According to NJ.com, "Tramaglini has taken a paid leave of absence from his $147,504 year job..."

The comments on NJ.com's Facebook post made this story even better.

There has yet to be a comment from Tramaglini.

Source: NJ.com