Valentine's Day is quickly approaching.  If you're left scrambling for that just-perfect gift to honor your sweetie look no further than the Madagascar Hissing Cockroach.  A mere $10 donation to the Bronx Zoo in New York can get you a cockroach named for the one you love.  Nothing says 'I Love You' quite like an insect.For a $15 dollar donation the zoo will even send your amour a 'Cocoa-Roach' made out of pure dark chocolate.  I'd be too afraid it was actually a chocolate-covered bug.  Ew!